Anal Tips for novice Butt Sluts: Don’t go without these tips!

Life is too short not to experience some back door action. Before my first anal experience I would always say “exit only” because of its taboo nature and potential for a mess. I was certain anal would be a sure fire way to embarrass myself. I didn’t know the tricks I know now. I hope these tips will enlighten someone who is curious but wanting some pointers.

#1 STOP EATING. You need to stop eating at least 4-8 hours before the cleaning out process. Your intestine is long and therefore you need enough time to clean before the act.

#2 CLEAN OUT. If you’re reluctant to try anal because you’re worried about coating your lover’s magic stick with a not so desirable substance, fear not! Get yourself an enema. Enemas are used to clean the intestine. I prefer the Walgreens brand to the Fleet brand because the tip is not as rigid. Remember to empty the saline solution from the bottle and rinse with water. (Using the saline solution causes some people to have diarrhea.) I fill the enema with warm water and administer. (I find both cold and hot water to be too startling.) After insertion get on your hands and knees and assume the doggy style position. I like to rotate my hips in a circle and will place my head on a towel on the floor while my pelvis is in the air. I stay there for a few minutes or until I feel the sensation to go to the bathroom. Repeat those steps until the water runs clear.

#3 TAKE AN IMODIUM. An hour before cleaning out I like to take half an Imodium (or full depending on situation) as an “insurance policy.” This medication slows down the movements of the intestines and builds a blockage temporarily. (This step is not always necessary and should be warned not to do frequently. Please do your research before taking any medication.)

#4 GET A LUBE SHOOTER. The asshole can be a very dry place and the last thing you want to do is cause a rip or tear. During sex it is VERY important to stay lubricated so I preemptively use a lube shooter and squirt plenty of lube deep in my canal. I also use shooters during as well. It’s best to be safe than sorry. (You wouldn’t want to tear your muscles.)

#5 GET AN ANAL KIT. Anal kits contain varying sized butt plugs and are great for training purposes. I like to warm up my asshole prior to sex by inserting each one for a few minutes. I try not to overdo toying my ass in order to prevent soreness. I will do this for 20-30 minutes at most.

Lastly, have fun and relax! Your body can handle so much more than you think. Relax the mind and the ass will follow. Have plenty of foreplay to get you horny to receive that toy or cock.